Brief Moments in the History of the NHL
And now ladies and gentlemen, because theres nothing else to write about, I present to you the first of the soon to be critically acclaimed series: "Brief Moments in the History of the NHL"
SCENE: The summer of 2007. Brian Burke and Todd Bertuzzi's agent discussing an offer for Bertuzzi.
BURKE: We're willing to go as high as 4 mi-
BERTUZZI'S AGENT: We'll take it.
BURKE: You intrerupted me there. I was hoping to tell you more about the great playing conditions we'll have for Bert here in Anah-
BERTUZZI'S AGENT: That's no need, we'll take it.
BURKE: Don't you want to consult the other teams bidding for him?
BERTUZZI'S AGENT(constraining laughter):No, we'll take it.
BURKE: Allright, well come back in a couple of days and we should have the paperwork ready to sign.
BERTUZZI'S AGENT: Is it allright if we speed up the process? We'd like to get this finished by the end of the night if at all possible.
This has been a "Brief Moment in the History of the NHL".
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